A tale of hotness

I feel somehow compelled to do an update of the ever famous Top 10 list of hot guys, and to post that update here on my spiffy new blog. Yay! Seriously, you should all be pretty excited about the overwhelming hotness that is approaching. I should inform you that these fine morsels of manhood are not in any particular order. I guess I could do alphabetical, but that sounds really hard.

1. Christian Bale-A classic, he has remained hot since he was that poor dead kid in Henry V. Plus, he's rocking the suit.


2. Ben Browder-A sci-fi mainstay, he's at his hottest when saving his friends and family from really uggo aliens.



3. Taylor Kitsch-True, his hair is grody, but he pulls it off, has very nice arms, and is playing Gambit!!!



4. Johnny Depp-Often looks weird because he is, but his striking features are visible here, when he's an actor playing an undercover cop playing a high school delinquent.


5. Jason Dohring-Also rocking the suit, but one picture doesn't show how fabulously he can turn one of TVs biggest jerks into a vulnerable heartthrob who just needs a hug.


6. Wentworth Miller-I don't even have anything to say here except Bam! And Aoogah!


7. Zac Efron-He has lovely eyes. Plus, I had that awesome dream about him saving the rat at church that one time. What a sweetie! And what's better than a man who likes musicals?


8. Jeffrey Donovan-A newcomer to the list, who also often rocks the suit. Alas, I could not find a picture of him saving the hapless citizens of Miami from crime and evil while wearing Armani. But trust me. It's good.



9 & 10 (Alert!!! Special Double Issue!!!) Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles-Jensen has been a constant on this list since it's initial incarnation, and dear Jared has been fighting his way closer to a spot ever since the start of Supernatural. Truly, the hottest brothers on television, and probably in the world. Sigh.


What a long and delightful post! Never fear if your favorite was bumped from last time. It's an ever evolving list, and everyone on it, past, present, or future is pretty darn cute.

Cheddar free in 2003 (or the cleverness of moi)

I promised an explanation of my super-fly name. Well, as some have correctly surmised, Evie is one part of my anagram name. My full anagram name is Rachel Evie Time Deeth'n. I know I don't normally have an apostrophe in my name, but other than that, those are all the letters from my name rearranged into something else grand. We did this same thing for Mom, Dad, Chelsea, and my roommates, but without them written down, I can't really remember what they were. Except Darth Chester. Yay Dad! And I think Chelsea's name was Catch Ella something. Sweet niblets!

Another fascinating facet-before I found that Evie was part of my new name in case I ever need to go into hiding, I had given that name to the main female character in my next Great American Novel. Just kidding. It will be my first great American novel, but the next GAN. Does that make sense?

The last clever thing I thought of, and really, I felt like a dolt for not thinking of it sooner, was that Evie (if you say it out loud) sounds like my last two initials, EV. Get it? WooT!

I think Jonas gets it and is very excited. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. What's that you say about sprinklers? I don't see any sprinklers that might possibly excite a small child. The whole thing is bone dry. Leave me alone!

As if you don't already hear enough about me...

Now you can read bout me all the time on my brand new, fancy pants blog-o-destiny! I can tell you're as p-syched as I am. Hmm, I feel I should say something insightful, or maybe update you on my kids. Well, Dex is going back into his bowl tomorrow, because he has not kept his tank clean. Bad fish! No soup for you!

Well, look forward to more like this, you lucky ducks!